{"id":1951,"date":"2021-12-30T20:37:50","date_gmt":"2021-12-31T01:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=1951"},"modified":"2021-12-30T20:49:11","modified_gmt":"2021-12-31T01:49:11","slug":"i-cant-be-trusted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=1951","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t be trusted"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1508\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/strangeaddiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/artisanbread.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1508\" title=\"artisanbread\" src=\"http:\/\/strangeaddiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/artisanbread.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangeaddiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/artisanbread.jpg 640w, https:\/\/strangeaddiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/artisanbread-300x222.jpg 300w\" alt=\"Fugly Artisan Bread\" width=\"500\" height=\"371\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1508\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-1508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fugly Artisan Bread<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>(From the archives back when our store had a bread slicer customers could use.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I sliced this loaf at the grocery store using their big slicer machine. Everything was going well till, like an a**h**e, the high top of the bread got stuck in the feed.<\/p>\n<p>I think it turned out all right despite that little mishap, though. *ahem*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<footer class=\"entry-meta\">This entry was posted on July 14, 2011.<\/footer>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fugly Artisan Bread (From the archives back when our store had a bread slicer customers could use.) I sliced this loaf at the grocery store using their big slicer machine. Everything was going well till, like an a**h**e, the high &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=1951\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3o6Mo-vt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1951"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1956,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions\/1956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}