{"id":2796,"date":"2023-07-22T05:32:56","date_gmt":"2023-07-22T10:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=2796"},"modified":"2025-02-15T20:08:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T01:08:09","slug":"my-sausage-fingers-strike-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=2796","title":{"rendered":"My Sausage Fingers Strike Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2798\" src=\"http:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230940969.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230940969.jpg 605w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230940969-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The other night I cooked a pizza for dinner, and as we were sitting down to enjoy a few slices with some soda, my fat sausage fingers got me into trouble again. *le sigh*<\/p>\n<p>As I was reaching for another slice, my knuckle knocked the full glass of Fresca that was in front of the pizza on the cutting board, and this caused it to fall over and hit the hard wood board. It smashed and spilled my drink all over, under, and around the pizza slices, along with a bunch of big and small glass pieces.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2797\" src=\"http:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230945649.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"653\" height=\"653\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230945649.jpg 653w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230945649-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230945649-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 653px) 100vw, 653px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I had to throw those slices (mine with the black olives) into the trash and work as fast as possible to mop up the drink that was now flowing all over the dining table as well as the cutting board. *le sigh*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2799\" src=\"http:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230932888.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"807\" height=\"605\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230932888.jpg 807w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230932888-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230932888-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/PXL_20230720_230932888-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 807px) 100vw, 807px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would you like a some pizza with your broken glass?&#8221; asked the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I cooked a pizza for dinner, and as we were sitting down to enjoy a few slices with some soda, my fat sausage fingers got me into trouble again. *le sigh* As I was reaching for another &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/?p=2796\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3o6Mo-J6","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2800,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2796\/revisions\/2800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auntiestacey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}